Money: Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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Accuraxy 10

Friday 8 February 2013 8:18

YDI for complaining about losing the money when it was your choice to keep it or give it away.

Just_STFU_Please 13

Friday 8 February 2013 8:20

* let me see of my balls are still intact........... Nope, guess that guy took those too*

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radiocaf 29

Sunday 10 February 2013 10:40

Grow a pair.

MissSoul 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 12:56

you're not pathetic.... being a bully. . . *that* is pathetic

weby11 12

Sunday 10 February 2013 17:47

How is this one NOT your fault?

moofukmoocowmilk 3

Sunday 10 February 2013 23:46

Pansy.

DrebinO1 3

Monday 11 February 2013 2:31

Are you jewish?

AdamsNumberOne 16

Monday 11 February 2013 5:53

YDI for being an idiot

sknabc123 8

Monday 11 February 2013 13:13

You probably live in Toronto

Rolo1 9

Monday 11 February 2013 13:27

i have no balls lookin ass...

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 16:19

Shouldn't have gave it to him. YDI.

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:33

We have a lot of stupid people in this world now.......

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