Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Top comments
Accuraxy 10
YDI for complaining about losing the money when it was your choice to keep it or give it away.
Just_STFU_Please 13
* let me see of my balls are still intact........... Nope, guess that guy took those too*
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Comments (139)
mermaidOFtheSEA 8
grow some back bone !
brackaman 18
It's spine. He could've simply disc-cussed it with the other guy.
cheertrombonist 9
pretty sure he's missing ALL of his backbone.. not just some.
kevsandy303 12
62- I think he was making a pun on "it's fine" by saying "it's spine"
free2speak 14
17, I get your puns but maybe this wasn't the appropriate thread reply? I'll still +1 you... At least, your puns weren't lame.
apollojon 11
You should have giggled at him and said "Nice try. Get that weak stuff outta here!"
ToxicFuel 6
unfortunately, OP was the weak stuff...
poppunkismylife 9
Dumbass. Good job...you need to toughen up.
lovelyheadache 16
Aww OP you definitely should stick up for yourself next time.
GoodLookingGeese 10
OP you still have mine 500$ - GIVE IT BACK or I'll glare you to death, I swear I won't hesitate.
cheertrombonist 9
*my I don't even...
j_cat187 20
Wow this is extremely pathetic. I feel sorry for you but at the same time I want to slap you across the face. Damnit grow a pair!!
BlackPhenom 9
What the hell is the matter with you? Didn't you have the ticket with you anyway? man..
CharresBarkrey 16
Pretty sure they take the ticket away when you cash it in so you can't just go around re-collecting your winnings.
EffUrEll 8
At least you know how he got his suit now.
hama806 19
...a $20 dollar suit? I think not. There can't be that many idiots out there falling for that scam.
ICastillo 25
All you should have given him was a finger and simple **** off!!! That would have been way more appropriate.
AnyaS 19
I would give those people giving me the dirty glares the finger and go on my merry way with my money.