Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving...

By Noname - 19/1/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By mellowyellowww | 0

#65300 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:31

i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands.

but i bet you didn't.

selfish.

By cbahh | 0

#4267 - Friday 20 February 2009 4:36

This made me laugh for 3 whole minutes.

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By twignig | 0

#2522 - Monday 16 February 2009 4:21

fuck your life? you're $5000 richer asshole.

ILoveMyXbox | 0

#1722769 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:12

By ohjesusreally | 0

#3901 - Thursday 19 February 2009 10:57

bahahaha. favorite.

By cbahh | 0

#4267 - Friday 20 February 2009 4:36

This made me laugh for 3 whole minutes.

By chuckles | 0

#5166 - Sunday 22 February 2009 5:22

LMFAO
i hate that i'm laughing at this but how RANDOM!?!? just try to imagine that!

By mizled | 0

#12401 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:39

xD Five grand richer ad slightly embarrassed. wow, I FEEL you PAIN

By egaonogenki | 0

#12498 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:09

Dude, how do handless men wipe after being in the restroom?!?!?

Anyway, see Ryan high-five the blind guy here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4AHHVT58NE

kindofgocrazy | 0

#493206 - Monday 17 August 2009 9:41

Umm, rip the toilet paper with your feet/mouth (ew), and put it on the edge of the toilet, and rub your butt on it, then push it into the toilet with your shoe.

Or prosthetics could probably work.

Enoch134 | 0

#813073 - Sunday 31 January 2010 18:37

lol he uses a hook hahaha

By aaryn_indigo | 0

#12682 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:05

okay, this is actually freaking hilarious.
i laughed out loud.

By Superman8_fml | 0

#15625 - Thursday 5 March 2009 4:47

this is TOOOOtally made up. for sure

By tbeaun | 0

#24542 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:11

FUCK YOU. I'LL BET YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU.

By pewp | 5

#24844 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:23

i declare shenanigans