Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
by busted / 08/02/2012 at 2:53am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
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They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;)
Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.
#3 - On 08/02/2012 at 10:07am by perdix
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Stealing is stealing. No excuses.
#1 - On 08/02/2012 at 10:06am by AussieChild
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