sadcapri96
United States
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
person
United States
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
paid to scoop ice cream not nana-sit
Fall River, United States
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
duped
Pakistan
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
FMarinasL
United States
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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jwc93 0
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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ChickenInMyKitch 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
and that's all you care about....? wow....
hagenmat000 0
dick
jwc93 0
richard
ljesm14 1
I hope she comes back to haunt you.
Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
andrewboygenius 4
*grandma dies* OPs first thought? damn now I won't get that $20 for my birthday anymore. a bit selfish huh?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
op, when someone dies, it is a very tragic event. We do not think of the things they didn't do while they were still alive, we think of all the wonderful things they DID do
HatefulPilot 0
Hold her corpse for ransom.
hagenmat000 0
I like meatballs
iEatGuppies 0
agree with #1. OP: your a ******* asshole for not bothering to care that she's dead. YDI
BigHoshJosh 0
******* spoiled brat
agummere796 0
your picture and location forced me to give you a thumbs down.....
flockz 20
did the old lady ever rip off her adult diaper and pee on the floor? haha jk but op ydi for only caring about the money.
boatingboy1011 0
rip old lady, and rip Ryan Dunn
ahti546 11
I know we all want to call her a bitch, but in her defense think about it- if any of us were in that situation i think we'd have the same train of thought.
kouniebabe 0
I agree with u
wolve86 0
this site is FML! Not, hey listen to how sad I am about this woman passing. Give them a break, they just posted their fml of the situation.
Enslaved 38
I'm sure that's not ALL the OP thinks about but it does bite when you work and don't get paid. Are you all saying that it wouldnt cross your mind, too?
geko911 22
wow its not his grammy its just a random elderly employing him to do everything she cant do. its just work so ya QQ shes dead next what happened with the money that came out of my own pocket. fyl OP
GunnarG9 0
yeah that's pretty bad. whats OP? and how do you message people o the FML app?
darkmis1 18
OP: original poster and you can't message on the app 151: Ryan Dunn deserved it - he drove drunk way over the speed limit numerous times. It was only a matter of time before he died. He killed his friend, and could've killed a really innocent person. I won't shed a tear.
Metal_Chick 15
156- yeah I agree with you on this one
Metal_Chick 15
165*..oops
Reign_fml 3
give op a break, maybe the old lady was a bitch
Natalie403 6
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That's really shallow. YDI
hotrod14 0
what a douche he is. @(>
hahayourface_ 3
OP is pathetic
samatoulai 0
yeah how much worth is it? probably lots but seriously think of it as a good action
xleanne_aLly 23
yeah man.. have some respect for the dead. if one of their family members seen this they'd be pretty offended.
iAmScrubs 19
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She'd probably only pay you with one penny anyways. Or maybe a World War 1 silver dollar.
california283 6
or maybe a kiss on the forehead like spongebobs grandma did
Keyman1212 14
Grandma's kisses bitches!!
ThorneCrossed 9
I'd like a wwi coin
ThorneCrossed 9
I'd like a wwi coin
Aryan_Sheen 0
lmao
1215116a 14
It's a sad day when your comment is thumbed down....
iAmScrubs 19
People on this FML are too caught up in "OP being a complete asshole" rather than actually saying something else for once. We know OP is an utter asshole. There's no need to repeat 1000 people's previous comments.
BringMeTheHorizo_fml 0
i dont think he is, but id certainly want those cookies from spongebobs grandma...
LKadrian 0
screw you
Anchavez2 0
that is messed upp
comepoopwithme 0
ya it is, but why so many people putting "you deserve it"?
imthatguythatdid 0
because OP. is a selfish bastard
volley4eva1698 0
CUZ OP'S A SELFISH DOUCHHEEE
washingtongirl 8
so sad for you... I guess you'll just have to think about who got the worst end of the deal.
hardcoreFML4223 0
wow thats up but hey it's hard out here the more money yu get the better
ThaHero 0
What the hell did you say?
nancyfantastic 3
I was wondering the same thing...
kspear2 12
you're a fail for not being a little compassionate
hagenmat000 0
Your mother's birth control failed.
HatefulPilot 0
Agreed with #67.
pinkiehead94 0
this is the best comment I've seen!!!!! props to you!
hagenmat000 0
:)
NereidAlbel 14
If one pay check is all you care about, then YDI. Be less shallow and karma will stop kicking you in the ass.
crymore007 11
yeah be more considerate op and karma will stop kicking you in the ass. good thing the lady didn't pay you, I hope you learned your lesson. oh wait why didn't she pay you? huh 9 I didn't know karma did collateral damage.
asianinvasionn6 0
Agreed. People these days...
vicmckenz 0
the damn lady died. and your thinking about her paying you? you should be ashamed of yourself.
Reese899 0
Obviously you weren't doing that great of a job taking care of her if she died. Either way, that's shallow, YDI.
bidsababe 1
hahahaha that's what I was thinking! I had a neighbor growing up who was getting old and we went and mowed her grass, one day we went to check on her and we found her in her favorite chair, she had obviously passed away. my friend and I started crying but later she told me " I wasn't crying because she passed away, we did 7 hours a week here this summer and we haven't gotten paid yet!" how self centered!!