Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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jwc93 0
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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IcySnake 0
You are a *****, only caring about money and leaving your dignity behind.
DCfan16 0
haha it's true
roserotts 5
You're a dick. She died, and money's all you care about? Asshole.
tiffanylovexoxo 0
this is really inconsiderate of you. she died and all you care about is the money.
lmaoatall 6
your cold, well so is she, but your mean cold.
taytay84 0
you're*
lmaoatall 6
yer
ichiban44 0
jackass
rawrriri 8
are you kidding me? thoughtful huh?
gardianlh24 0
mother ******* dick. the woman passed away. I swear if I ever saw you I would kick your ass in a heartbeat. you ******* deserved it
gardianlh24 0
And trust me, if I EVER knew you, your ass would be sewn to your ******* FOREHEAD. YOU MOTHER ******* BASTARD!
lmaoatall 6
you're pretty pussed off about this. well, so am I!!
crymore007 11
43 I would say something sarcastic about your spelling but I'll let it slide because of your profle pic.
gardianlh24 0
115 WIN!!!
69_jackson_69 0
I see what you did there, I think. Or it's just coincidence that your profile picture is a cat and you said pussed instead of pissed. Either way.
NomOnShroomz 14
Oh my god, you didn't get paid??
cgall123 0
that sucks but think about something else like you helped out someone who needs it and one day the favor will be returned
rocketeer_97 1
That's pretty damn shallow OP. I have no sympathy for you.