Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 109
You deserved it 1 909

Same thing different taste

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Oh for the love of..even my socially awkward ass thought of “this is my OTHER grandma” in like two seconds flat. If you couldn’t come up with that, you deserve whatever’s coming to you.

ODBeefalo 10

isn't it a well-known rule, "never use the dead or hospitalized relatives" lies for personal gain."... you are allowed to use distant relatives' actual death to get days off regardless of funeral attendance but never lie about this sort of thing... it's shitty.

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Oh for the love of..even my socially awkward ass thought of “this is my OTHER grandma” in like two seconds flat. If you couldn’t come up with that, you deserve whatever’s coming to you.

ODBeefalo 10

isn't it a well-known rule, "never use the dead or hospitalized relatives" lies for personal gain."... you are allowed to use distant relatives' actual death to get days off regardless of funeral attendance but never lie about this sort of thing... it's shitty.

I'm sure grandma was thrilled to hear this.

Grandma rose from the dead!?!?! You don't need an ordinary job anymore -- you need to become the first evangelist for the Church of Grandma! Preach the teachings of Grandmaism and publicize the miracle of the resurrection of Grandma.

Geez. Just saying "I caught a cold" in the days of post-COVID would be enough, y'know...

I feel like this is the most YDI votes on one FML 🤣🤣🙃

Dafuq is wrong with you??? Karma is a bitch, you know. NEVER say someone died to get off work. EVER. I hope your boss fires you for that one.