Work, Liar and Grandparents: Nice try

Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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You deserved it 1 951

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By GLHan - 07/03/2014 22:31 - United States - Commack

Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 374

You deserved it 3 833

By Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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You deserved it 94 173

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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You deserved it 28 596

Bad employee

By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 20:01

Today, I ran into my boss when I was at the beach. He told me he was sorry for my loss. I asked him, "What loss?" Then I remembered I’d lied about taking time off under the pretense of bereavement of my grandmother passing away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 2 799

By myanmarkaviar - 27/08/2015 16:34 - Norway - Fl?

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 2 203

By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 502

You deserved it 3 920

By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 591

You deserved it 36 517

By projectfain - 22/05/2013 12:28 - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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You deserved it 3 208

By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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You deserved it 2 945

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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You deserved it 271

poopface82 19

Tuesday 21 March 2023 6:17

Oh for the love of..even my socially awkward ass thought of “this is my OTHER grandma” in like two seconds flat. If you couldn’t come up with that, you deserve whatever’s coming to you.

ODBeefalo 10

Tuesday 21 March 2023 10:07

isn't it a well-known rule, "never use the dead or hospitalized relatives" lies for personal gain."... you are allowed to use distant relatives' actual death to get days off regardless of funeral attendance but never lie about this sort of thing... it's shitty.

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poopface82 19

Tuesday 21 March 2023 6:17

Oh for the love of..even my socially awkward ass thought of “this is my OTHER grandma” in like two seconds flat. If you couldn’t come up with that, you deserve whatever’s coming to you.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Tuesday 21 March 2023 8:31

you are garbage.

ODBeefalo 10

Tuesday 21 March 2023 10:07

JackWood 20

Tuesday 21 March 2023 10:34

I'm sure grandma was thrilled to hear this.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 March 2023 14:07

Grandma rose from the dead!?!?! You don't need an ordinary job anymore -- you need to become the first evangelist for the Church of Grandma! Preach the teachings of Grandmaism and publicize the miracle of the resurrection of Grandma.