Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

by story of my life. / 02/21/2009 at 9:33am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Miscellaneous

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  • He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.

    #7 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:18pm by I_love_BOAD

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  • BB Gun.

    #5 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:40pm by yikes

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