Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML
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I_love_BOAD
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He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.
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Effedtothemax
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Wow, F HIS Life!
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Effedtothemax
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Wow, F HIS Life!
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senseofreason
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well obviously he ricks that eyepatch...
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senseofreason
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***ROCKS damit
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pohkerfayce
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Santa should have warned him!
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graydog
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you Speke BB wrong...
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Peachy2392
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Unless they were at a costume party or other gathering with costumes, YDI
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president_benson
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did he have a puffy shirt?
this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life:
"Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"
this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life:
"Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"
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Phyre24
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Now this is funny, I totally agree :D
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I_love_BOAD
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He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.
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quiksta
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hahahahaha bebe gun huh? consumerism on the mind
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cyndee_2010
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0MFG I G0T SH0T IN THE EYE WITH A BB GUN. BY MY B0YFRIEND, IM N0T BLIND TH0UGH, THANK G0D!
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joshwa95
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I shot my brother in the eye with a bb gun. he's fine
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barbxra
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YDI for typing with zeroes instead of O's. dumb.
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potentpotable
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HAHAHA @ #7
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cyndee_2010
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#10 WHY YES iTS iS DiDNT Y0U KN0W??
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greenman_fml
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i hope you put out after that. that's the least you could have done for the poor chap
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d00d_c0m3_0n
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Try thinking before you speak sometime. It can come in handy.
Handy. Pirates. Captain hook could have used a hand x]
I know... I'm a dork.
Handy. Pirates. Captain hook could have used a hand x]
I know... I'm a dork.
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capslockisgood
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No, you're an idiot.
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MyLifeIsPerfecto
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hahahha so funny. poor eyepatch man, you probably ruined his day.