Wow, F HIS Life!

well obviously he ricks that eyepatch...

***ROCKS damit

Santa should have warned him!

you Speke BB wrong...

Unless they were at a costume party or other gathering with costumes, YDI

did he have a puffy shirt?

this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life:

"Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"

Now this is funny, I totally agree :D

He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.

hahahahaha bebe gun huh? consumerism on the mind

0MFG I G0T SH0T IN THE EYE WITH A BB GUN. BY MY B0YFRIEND, IM N0T BLIND TH0UGH, THANK G0D!

I shot my brother in the eye with a bb gun. he's fine

YDI for typing with zeroes instead of O's. dumb.

HAHAHA @ #7

#10 WHY YES iTS iS DiDNT Y0U KN0W??

i hope you put out after that. that's the least you could have done for the poor chap

Try thinking before you speak sometime. It can come in handy.
Handy. Pirates. Captain hook could have used a hand x]

I know... I'm a dork.

No, you're an idiot.

hahahha so funny. poor eyepatch man, you probably ruined his day.