By story of my life. - 21/02/2009 14:33 - Switzerland
Same thing different taste
Halloween is cancelled
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Ahoy there!
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Headshot
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Rocket man
By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 04:00
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Wow, F HIS Life!
well obviously he ricks that eyepatch...
***ROCKS damit
Santa should have warned him!
you Speke BB wrong...
Unless they were at a costume party or other gathering with costumes, YDI
did he have a puffy shirt? this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life: "Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"
Now this is funny, I totally agree :D
He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.
HAHAHA @ #7
i hope you put out after that. that's the least you could have done for the poor chap
Try thinking before you speak sometime. It can come in handy. Handy. Pirates. Captain hook could have used a hand x] I know... I'm a dork.
No, you're an idiot.
hahahha so funny. poor eyepatch man, you probably ruined his day.
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He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.
Wow, F HIS Life!