By suhleedah18 - 19/12/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
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saIty 17

The names Bond... Rubber man Bond...

Now you have to make him look like a pirate too! Cut off his hand


Hate when that happens

Arrrrrrg, well doesn't that just suck.

I dunno, It kinda sounded like a western style stand off with a pirate. Awh man that's just too awesome.

EUROPE '72!! Woah, mann

OP should make him walk the plank

Sounds like OP should "patch" things up with his father.... No? Ok....

saIty 17

The names Bond... Rubber man Bond...

Or "The names Band....Rubber Band

At least you look like a pirate! Yaaarh! Jolly roger yohooy! *insert "He's a pirate" theme*

Arrr, now ye just need a peg leg and you'll be all set.

Eye see what you did there!

GhostlyGhoulish 1

Eyyyyyeeee laddie! And a bottle a rum an THEN ye be all set!

POW! right in the kisser!

Jakesterk96 8

This means war.... Rubber band war!!!!

xStaciexLynnx 15

Isn't the kisser the mouth and he got hit in the eye?

MinecraftDragon 5

I was gonna post that comment... but you beat me to it Dx

Mcstud1y 30

Pow! Right in the looker

MaaaanWTF 1

Make him wear one until you can take yours off! An eye for an eye... makes the whole world half blind.

"An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind."

40#, "An eye for an eye maes the whole world blind" Ghandi. Don't try to correct when your correction is wrong. And learn to get a joke.

Now you have to make him look like a pirate too! Cut off his hand

Oh a leg lol

ikickgingers 15

Bullseye? Yeah I got nothing...

Sounds like it was a pretty good shot

The logical solution, matey, is to hire a yaught and plunder t'seven seas, arrrrr! Just avoid tha battleships, yarr.

Eye patches are awesome! Welcome aboard, matey!