Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML
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Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Today, I shattered a coffee pot at work and ended up with a piece of glass in my eye. Now I have to look like a pirate until its healed, and it's nowhere near Halloween. FML
Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML
Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML
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I_love_BOAD 0
He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.
Effedtothemax 0
Wow, F HIS Life!
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Comments (37)
Kiron 0
I kind of wonder how you can "really like" someone without even realizing that they're missing an eye.
iamananglophile 18
OP never said she really liked the guy, just that she liked his costume.
dalsanman321 0
what was the reason for the bird on the shoulder?
Roobydo 0
he's heard that so many times it probably doesn't even phase him anymore. in fact, its pretty badass if you ask me.
takemeaway10 0
I lolled @ #15
ny1996 0
"BB gun" douchebag
Haileykins 0
i didnt know Bebe made guns! "pop a cap in style, bitches!"
Link5794 18
the_flirttt 8
it's BB gun! not bebe!
tomtom88_fml 0
it's spelled bb not bebe...... asshole
strawberryspacejam 11
its spelled bb gun dipfuck