Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML I agree, your life sucks 43554 I agree, your life sucks 43554 You deserved it 3754 You deserved it 3754 6 6 10 24 By Pwnedofthedead - / Saturday 3 October 2009 15:34 / Canada
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has.... I agree, your life sucks 46231 I agree, your life sucks 46231 You deserved it 4177 You deserved it 4177 100
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 12145 I agree, your life sucks 12145 You deserved it 1779 You deserved it 1779 34
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML I agree, your life sucks 12523 I agree, your life sucks 12523 You deserved it 890 You deserved it 890 28
Today, I asked a couple who had been double charged whether they wanted a refund or an exchange. They began yelling about how I needed to give them their... I agree, your life sucks 1375 I agree, your life sucks 1375 You deserved it 108 You deserved it 108 22
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Australia Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML
Canada Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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