Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML I agree, your life sucks 43328 I agree, your life sucks 43328 You deserved it 3741 You deserved it 3741 5 5 6 7 By Pwnedofthedead - / Saturday 3 October 2009 15:34 / Canada
Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML I agree, your life sucks 28719 I agree, your life sucks 28719 You deserved it 2735 You deserved it 2735 110
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close... I agree, your life sucks 16288 I agree, your life sucks 16288 You deserved it 27994 You deserved it 27994 58
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump... I agree, your life sucks 3499 I agree, your life sucks 3499 You deserved it 397 You deserved it 397 14
Today on my way home from work I decided to go through the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car the dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today, my best friend blocked me on all social media and is refusing to speak to me, calling me "morally reprehensible". Why? I took a DnD Alignment test... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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