Ahoy there!

By sanza666 - 26/04/2019 00:00

Today, I shattered a coffee pot at work and ended up with a piece of glass in my eye. Now I have to look like a pirate until its healed, and it's nowhere near Halloween. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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At least your nipples are OK! For now, that is. If you complete your new look with a parrot, your nipples could be in peril.

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Dave_Davington 33
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If you go with a piece of gauze held in place with medical tape, it looks far more like a "my eye is fucked" eyepatch, rather than a "yarrr, me hearties" eyepatch.

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RichardPencil 30
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At least your nipples are OK! For now, that is. If you complete your new look with a parrot, your nipples could be in peril.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
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that patch is a small price to pay for being able to keep your eye sight. be thankful

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Dave_Davington 33
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If you go with a piece of gauze held in place with medical tape, it looks far more like a "my eye is fucked" eyepatch, rather than a "yarrr, me hearties" eyepatch.

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chris_lillo 15

It's a good conversation starter! "You should see what happened to the coffee pot!"

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idragosani 13
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And what's wrong with looking like a pirate???

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