Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
At least your nipples are OK! For now, that is. If you complete your new look with a parrot, your nipples could be in peril.
If you go with a piece of gauze held in place with medical tape, it looks far more like a "my eye is fucked" eyepatch, rather than a "yarrr, me hearties" eyepatch.