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Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:28pm by neutralpiehotel

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My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar.

Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

#3 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:21pm by Incubuss

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