By Anonymous - 11/5/2017 20:00
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
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  species4872  |  19

Yeah, you should just sneak in like everyone else.

By  species4872  |  19

See, with practice you can make the straps fall down on command.


You're right, the thought that a creepy little boy is turned on by an embarrassing and perhaps devastating career moment is so endearing. Bc women exist to be looked at right? Get out of here.

By  neuronerd  |  28

An audience of 5000? Are you a professional dancer? Even the Metropolitan Opera only seats 3800.