By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
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Somewhere, a 13 year old boy is posting "got dragged to a stupid dance recital, but then the dancers top fell down. Best Day Ever"

I was wearing a holton neck leotard and it had a clip in the back which wasn't done properly ? so yeah...

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Not sure how your straps fall when you raise your arms, but I'm a guy so... How do I get tickets? :)

Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Oh, wait, it is.

species4872 19

Yeah, you should just sneak in like everyone else.

I was wearing a holton neck leotard and it had a clip in the back which wasn't done properly ? so yeah...

in some countries, that's considered a compliment ;)

species4872 19

See, with practice you can make the straps fall down on command.

I love that movie "Flashdance." I love you more for making it literal. You're a maniac, maniac on the floor!

Somewhere, a 13 year old boy is posting "got dragged to a stupid dance recital, but then the dancers top fell down. Best Day Ever"

Look at her profile this was a 14 year old

wow what a show you put on

neuronerd 28

An audience of 5000? Are you a professional dancer? Even the Metropolitan Opera only seats 3800.

It also could have been brodcasted on a television network

It could have been an outdoor festival. In reality, only a few hundred people got a really good look at her tits.

The real question you didn't answer here is: Did you win?