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Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9329) - you deserved it (36629)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

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i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot

#2 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:07pm by X0XyentroucX0X

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Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?

#7 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:13pm by Rocksygen

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