Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
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Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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X0XyentroucX0X 0
i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot
Rocksygen 0
Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?
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Comments (93)
davina_fml 0
Hahah sounds like something my dad would do ;D
ZleveL 0
is that black nail polish?
skimmer3008 0
your hot
Nena666 16
I totally understand, I'd do the exact same thing. I was in Disneyland with my boyfriend a year ago and I was constantly yelling and being excited and whatnot, even more than most of the children, and I'm 20 so.. It's normal. You're just not entirely mature. That's a good thing :3
lfries90 0
YDI, Fruit cake.
fafa123_fml 0
ariel's got boobies :D
arielhoee 9
Awwe, you were trying to see me? :D sorry, but I was there. :[
overrandom 4
You were there, huh?
arielhoee 9
Ew typo. :[[ wasn't****
quascadL 0
Unless u have kids, then u wouldnt be so much of a noob.
FerrariCake 2
You weren't trying to check out Ariel... you were trying to check out some hot chick dressed in an Ariel costume. That is perfectly acceptable and understandable adult male behavior, nothing to be ashamed of. Except maybe the falling down part.
123e3 0
You ****
iPooed 0
I think that's kind of cute x'D If I was there with you though, I'd be laughing at you for falling down haha
xoluvinshayxo 0
hey! i modded this one!!
alphatoomega 21
Woo-frickin-hoo.