ydi for not feeling well

y is no1 replying to no1 and his fruit salad

Hopefully because everyone realized that replying to the first comment just to "get noticed" is the worst form of trolling, not to mention annoying and stupid as hell, and has resulted in numerous accounts being banned.

threadjacking ftw

You mad, bro?

Well I ain't glad.

all jokes aside, that sounds like something my ex wife would say, right before she said to go clean it up yourself.

well shit she was right! why the fuck would you wannna clog a drain with vomit then use a toilet? Ydi

10 - why does that even bother you? It's not like it affects your life in any way. Well, unless FML is your life, in which case you now have a reason to submit one yourself. Just like the people that get mad at people saying first. The only reason they even say it is to piss people like you off cause it's funny that people actually care. OT: OP the toilet was 2 feet away...

"Today, I posted an FML using a madeup word "consequentially" instead of "consequently". FML"

Retard it's two feet away. I'm sure you can hol it for half a second.

why hasn't anyone noted yet on how ignorant #7 is?

Ur mom = right U = wrong nuff said

mwahahha your mom sounds awsome

ydi for fishing for sympathy

your mom shoulda been in the kitchen, not yelling at you. tighten her chain!

you're a dumbass. why didn't you go for the toilet?

obvious sarcasm ...

lol my sister did that one and my mom was okay w/it and I pick all the strawberries out of fruit salads : ) ( :

umm I agree with your mom. it's two feet away and then you can FLUSH. now you have to clean it up...

Why would she deserve it? It's the sink! I throw up in the toilet and when there's no toilet around I use the sink. If the sink is closer, I use the sink. Why make a big deal of it?

Sink, toilet. Shoulda just gone in the shower.

agreed I think it's messed up when people throw up in sinks. sick sry

…I throw up in the sink once because I COULDNT make it to the toilet to spew my vomit...and my mom was totally understanding. FML OP.

I actually agree with the mom on this one...

31- Not to be rude but what you said is pretty wrong. People reply to first because they want attention and I like most people in Fml hate that. Even if I'm the last one I will not do that. Now I do not have a problem with people saying first that I don't mind.

haha OP, I've done the same thing... FYL

yeah I agree

I baked me a big deal. I baked a casserole out of it. anyway op was a lazy ass big fuckin deal he's sick doesn't give him a free pass to make a mess he's no a baby

Put some pants on, Superbadd. Sheesh

Have you ever cleaned a sink full of vomit??? My drunk ass husband clogged our bathroom sink with vomit once, and he was so drunk, I had to clean it. I had to take a plastic cup AND SCOOP VOMIT from the sink to the toilet till it was empty and then I could clean the chunks put with a ton of papertowels. So no, OP'S mom isn't overreacting.

Hey even if she would've made it to the toilet,her mom still might've yelled at her cause she wanted sympathy.

my mom does that too

6 - Sometimes you can't hold the puke in long enough for that. Would you rather it splattered all over the floor or intact in the sink? Which is a lot easier to clean.

the toilet is probably less than 2 feet away. if you've already made it that far, I'm sure you can take 2 more steps.

It's easier to clean puke off the floor than to unclog a sink.