Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
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Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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X0XyentroucX0X 0
i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot
Rocksygen 0
Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?
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Comments (93)
petitemort 0
I'm sure that's the reaction most creeps over the age of thirty have to cute, young girls wearing bikini tops.
sTejaski 0
u are a judgemental twat petitemort. My guess is ur french.
faxe 0
Dude I know you want to taste the fish, but this is not the way to go about it.
DynamicDave 11
I've never been there, but I thought most of them had huge mascot-type costumes where they're entirely covered.. if it was a hot girl in a bikini I don't blame you. Otherwise, YDI. So I'm not voting
wolfy_fml 5
Only non-humanoid charactors have huge costumes if I am not mistaken. It has been a long time (over 15 years) since I went to a Disney park though. I do remember charactors like Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, etc just wore pretty dresses (or in Ariels case, top and fins). Charactors like Goofy, Donald, Mickey, Minnie, etc wore mascot-like costumes.
sTejaski 0
I would have done the same if it was Snow White! If you cant be a kid in Disneyworld...
RacheeRoo 0
i could see my teacher doing that... wait a sec... he just turned 35.. haha!!! i doubt ur him that THAT would be hysterical!!!
dacman48 0
PEDO!!!
beanstalk0311 0
That's creepy and disturbing almost.
HighLife19 0
Wow. Are you a registered sex-offender?
youlose_ 0
aladdin is hotter. :P
huskycheer2015 0
Do you by any chance have a boyfriend... or was he the one dressed up as Ariel...