Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
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X0XyentroucX0X 0
i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot
Rocksygen 0
Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?
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Comments (93)
ringleader123321 0
Haha...dude, no.....
branflakes204 0
that's the best part of Disney
meisangry2 0
u sound like a peadophile
cjx2o 0
that's messed up..
stopreadingmynam 0
this should be on MLIA
qwerty10618 0
if it's Belle, i might have the same fate..
spinmeroun 0
lol that's awesome
ninjasaurous 0
So? I freak out to see TarZan and Aladden, and anyways, it's freakin Disney World!!!!! Do what you want! Be a kid again!
KILLME321 0
Haha I hate Ariel but I love MIKEY MOUSE! lolzzzzz
claiiire_fml 17
More like a pedophile.