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Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25074) - you deserved it (2463)

On 11/26/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by moviewalker (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Maybe they weren't really fighting. Maybe they wanted some special alone time 'cause it was her birthday, and could think of no other way to get it. Either way, it's an FML.

#7 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:35am by RadSam

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???? Like seriously? Your parents suck, dude. They suck really bad. Really.

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:16am by wordgirl

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