By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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theteal 0

All that comes to mind is..... Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited so long....

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fobchick 0

They are fucking...

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YayAmerica 0

Could you not get home on your own? I mean, it's weird and all, but you just hung out at school? Or am I reading this wrong, in which case you were at home with hot chocolate and a snuggie?

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LALALALagirrl 1
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It's juust the point that her mom leeft her there.. and where do you see snuggie and hot chocolatee? And OP.. OMG:| Is it just me, or is it kinda weird that your mom was doing something with your ex..:| And ooh man, that suucks.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Yes, I was thinking about that as well. If my mom ever said "you know I took your ex out today" I'd be like whaaaat?! It's kinda awkward...

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skatergal99 17
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Perhaps she lives on a farm that's too far to walk. Think for every possibility before hating.

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What_the_hell321 0
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If you were wondering if "i might be adopted, i seem to be the only normal one" there's your confirmation.

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XCrunner11 0
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i guess he just likes older women, maybe he was using you to get to your mom?

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Amayzingerous 0
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Geez, i don't mind guys liking older women, but a mother? Omg.

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ElMundio87 0

guys like an experienced woman, a kid is like a certificate ;)

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ChairForce 0
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It's not unheard of. I knew a guy who's ex-girlfriend married his dad, why not a mom? OP, your mom's a cougar. I hope he's legal.

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fobchick 0

They are fucking...

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theteal 0

All that comes to mind is..... Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited so long....

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Feverrotes 15
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WIN best song ever in the perfect situation lol

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fegd 0
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Whoa, cougar.

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Antivirus_fml 0

How Romantic! I wish they..... (You know it).

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namhowell 6

LOL at #2.

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sparkey0127 0
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haha that sucks. maybe he just didn't like you cause ur a bitch? never know

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