By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 874
You deserved it 4 986

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olpally 32

Brain bleach! Lots of it, now!

So what! She breast fed you, it wasn't the first time you saw em.

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ViRepz 28

Time to find her a bf.

Well I assume she doesn't take topless photos for herself so she probably has a boyfriend

ViRepz 28

Or shes saving them to get a boyfriend.

ViRepz 28

Well op never showed us the pictures?

slappygecko 21

No, time to find her a top.

smc3106 25

Time for payback! Lol

What a waste of first comment

What a waste of forty-fourth comment. ...and so the chain of ridiculous comment bashing continues...

Zimmington 21

Op should know that sharing is caring

Getting buried 3 consecutive times? Number 1 I think it's time to stop thread jacking

olpally 32

Brain bleach! Lots of it, now!

shibeep 12

Dude id might as well clean my ears out with a bullet

Do kitties count as brain bleach?

Damned_Architect 25

Kitties are one of the only things that can work to alleviate the pain of seeing a naked parent.

Go to Eyebleach(dot)com

It would creep me out to get a naked picture of my mother, because that would be in a sexual context, but I've seen her naked enough times (she had cancer, I had to bathe her and dress her at her worst for like two months) that THAT part isn't creepy. If she wanted to pose for an art thing or whatever? Wouldn't bother me. There are burlesque pictures of me on the Internet - professional photographer.

Ahhh, gotta love technology but sometimes it's too advanced for our own good...

Technology, has it gone too far????

On the bright side, the government computerized defense system hasn't become self-aware and turned on mankind...yet.

51 - I dunno bro why don't you go write an essay on it.

We just haven't tried to kill it yet. Just wait

PterodactylMan 23

Ouch, that sucks

Poppy8127 15

Why did this get so many dislikes?

86 - Because OP was not in physical pain and there was absolutely no sucking of any kind involved. The comment was completely irrelevant to the FML. That MUST be why I just can't think of any other reason :/.

how lovely :~)

Actually no, it's not.

Ari1337 15

yes. it is lovely. op, care to forward those pics?

The beauty of iCloud, makes you remember images you thought you'd deleted.

Wizardo 33

"Mental Floss - I should invent this" - Wizardo

So what! She breast fed you, it wasn't the first time you saw em.

#8 She might not of breastfed, but i understand your point

TotomatoJr 9

That's completely different. As a baby you don't know any better. Suck boob, get milk. Baby Logic. But as you grow older you're less and less exposed to that nature. Think of it like this: Would you be comfortable being naked in the presence of you mom? Seeing as though she's already seen your shamallamadingdong.

Wizardo 33

Yeah I doubt anyone would remember being breastfed seeing as though it happens most likely in the first year of your life but I get your point, boobs are boobs, get over it.

TheDrifter 23

I fail to see how having been breast fed makes it better, those boobs were decades younger than they are now, not nearly as wrinkly.

8 - Assuming your mother didn't have a c-section, you were in her vajayjay at one point - I doubt you'd ever want to go back in. Your logic fails.

I'm getting positive likes, so you fail 42.

Really? Comparing glancing at boobs to re-entering her vagina? Seems extreme.:P

yankeesfancg 13

Shamalamadingdong I LOVE IT!

"It's just a taste of things to come, honey. Yours are gonna end up like this, too." -Mom

I can't believe you people took 8's comment seriously. You know this is a humor site, right?

Note to self: remove Mom from my iCloud account.

That's a mental image no son/daughter should see