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Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by blinkme (woman) - United States (New York)

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not fml. you got a free soda. quit bitching about it.

#3 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:26am by glassisass

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That was awfully nice of you to help him out. Sure the soda exploded but you still get mega karma points!

#8 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:37am by ssnepenthe

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