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Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:06pm by ananamoose

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If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

#7 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:08pm by Intoxicunt

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