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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78693) - you deserved it (8212)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:38pm by loveleafs16

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Ouch...what a dick.

And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:43pm by l33tm0nk3y

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