Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Comments (280)
phantasm 0
130 lbs is overwight???? WTF?? you're in perfect condition, so keep it going and forget that moron
dellie182 0
you dumped ur boyfriend because YOU'RE overweight? thats a new one on me. "its not going to work, im too fat for you..."
gnt 0
if you are religious, the chair breaking is a sign from god that you need to get lip or gag yourself after each meal or exercise.
Liveanotherday 0
...well 130lbs of muscle and 130lbs of fat are pretty different, also height is an issue as several people already brought up. If you are 5'0 or shorter then technically yes you are overweight.
haha08 0
unless you're like 5ft tall 130 isn't overweight. he's a jerk. go get someone better.
sam_i_am_08 0
This guy is a douche bag... be glad he's gone...
automaticz 0
You're not. **** that guy.
njfbafopqefrj 0
he probably just cant get it up. his problem. not yours.
tacotaco 0
most chairs dont break under 130 lbs, you sure you're only 130?
Emrysa 1
I'd take a girl who was 130 any day. You don't need to be scraps of skin hanging on a rack. Curves, not fat, are more attractive than hugging a skeleton. Your boyfriend has some screwed up perceptions of normal weight and the chair was old.