Transportation: Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor...

By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 09:00 - Canada - Sherkston

Today, while driving the 45 minutes to work, I let out some gas, only to arrive at work and realize I'd sharted. I couldn’t tell because my seat heater was on. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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You deserved it 854

By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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nardledangers 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

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ethawesome1125 10

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:27

Your farts are that bad?

_parth 20

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:32

Taco Bell?

IAmzephyr 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:54

must have been some noxious fumes

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:18

No, the farts is strong with this one

LittleRed79 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:31

#28, you were supposed to respond with "Strong with this one, the force is." Opportunity missed!

pratikp03 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

U got saved from embarssement

UnidentifiedFun 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:36

Seriously, this is a half-FML

DogeMan 14

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

Was the new car better? Hope u passed

15Erik 21

Monday 8 December 2014 8:16

Passed the gas leak out of his ass...

nardledangers 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

kittyfrozen 19

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:04

yea, a methane gas leak

CootiesH 5

Sunday 5 June 2016 7:03

thats what i was thinking

decodeIM 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Bit it was a "gas leak"... Get it?

conman531 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

A fart that could create a public health emergency

quickit 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:55

A fart that leaves you winded.

thief1434 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

I once cleared a room with such a fart.

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:38

My uncle will swear by this until he dies. He said I managed to get a fart to blow upwind.

thief1434 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:08

With such a power one could arguably rule the world.

badluckalex 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:11

teach me your ways, senpai.

thief1434 23

Monday 8 December 2014 0:55

With great flatulence comes great responsibility; an untrained fartist often become entangled in their own blast :P

randomname98 22

Monday 8 December 2014 3:20

I've been sitting here laughing for like 15 minutes at this chain of comments.

NightHawk387 22

Monday 8 December 2014 19:59

#8, Pumbaa?

teapotrevolt 27

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:33

Hahaha that's hilarious.

drayloon 50

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:34

Well to be fair, it was some kindova gas leak

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