Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, while driving the 45 minutes to work, I let out some gas, only to arrive at work and realize I'd sharted. I couldn’t tell because my seat heater was on. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
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nardledangers 5
Technically it was a gas leak.
ComoEsJuan 24
The force is strong with this one.
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Comments (60)
MurphyGallagher 18
Be proud of that!!! That's ******* awesome!
capnbzarr 43
No such thing as a "gas leak" in a typical car. Gas[oline] smells completely different from natural gas, and natural gas-powered vehicles are pretty rare. Ergo, the instructor was politely avoiding calling you out on your SBD.
mrd1997 19
This reminds me of the time My friends and I were driving to the mall, and I thought my car had a gas leak. So I pull into this empty parking lot as fast as I can, near by and throw the car in park, and start screaming "GET THE **** OUT!" While flinging my door open and running for my dear life. Meanwhile, they're both just staring at me like "wtf is your problem?", sitting in the car. I honestly thought my car was going to blow to smithereens like the movies. I was so scared. We laugh about it now, but I thought my heart was going to blow out of my chest at the time.
CaptainRR 20
So... I'm going to assume that you had Taco Bell for lunch or something.
yazzieyaz1 18
That happened to me... In school.
LolaShake 2
Better than knowing it was you and making it even more awkward
uchihadesendent 14
lol you just made my day thanks
uchihadesendent 14
you got natural gas coming from you're ass and I'm sure as hell gonna pass this class without being too crass oh yeah. My little song if you guys are wondering what I'm doing lol
Duriexp 20
Just be real man. Passing gas is nothing to be ashamed of.
latent_leo 10
I imagine he knew what it was and didn't want to embarrass one of the two of you. Being said, you got off easy on that one