Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, while driving the 45 minutes to work, I let out some gas, only to arrive at work and realize I'd sharted. I couldn’t tell because my seat heater was on. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
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nardledangers 5
Technically it was a gas leak.
ComoEsJuan 24
The force is strong with this one.
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Comments (60)
Perfectly_Killer 14
silent but deadly
Sunflower1919 19
Silent but violent
AlonsoKold 15
Well he wasn't wrong
ColonelCusswords 24
Might want to change your diet if its smelling like a dangerous gas leak
djstiv3 15
lol your fart smells like actual gas. gives a whole new meaning to passing gas XD
YJD68_fml 13
Haha aren't you proud of your fart ?
xluciferx666 21
Look on the bright side you got away clean and no one knows it was you
patwo8 14
...wow that's hilarious
kalbrek009 20
Oh, it was in fact a "gas leak"..lol What the heck did you eat?
fabulouskenaz 6
Spaghetti
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Hey, good job for getting away with it!!!
thejokingguy13 12
I once farted so bad my bus driver had to pull over, open all the windows and doors and then got off because it still stunk so much.