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Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34319) - you deserved it (8315)

On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

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Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

#1 - On 03/07/2014 at 11:55am by nick347b

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I guess your manhood was... terminated.

#3 - On 03/07/2014 at 11:57am by AH1Zviper

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