Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, my mom asked me to look through old VHS tapes to throw away, I found one that said "Ashley's kindergarten Play - '95", I put the tape in, it began to play, only to see "Days of our lives", "Melrose Place", and "ER". My childhood memories are ranked lower than TV shows. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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Rake 18
If it's any encouragement when you are old enough you'll probably forget them again.
tiptoppc 21
I remember BetaMax and my home movies were on 8mm. And that’s not tape, that’s film! And it’s Super! Didn’t even have sound on ours (even though you could get sound on them, if it included the magnetic strip.) I’m surprised they didn’t know what a dvd is. Do they know what a CD is? It’s even earlier than DVD !
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Rake 18
If it's any encouragement when you are old enough you'll probably forget them again.
tiptoppc 21
I remember BetaMax and my home movies were on 8mm. And that’s not tape, that’s film! And it’s Super! Didn’t even have sound on ours (even though you could get sound on them, if it included the magnetic strip.) I’m surprised they didn’t know what a dvd is. Do they know what a CD is? It’s even earlier than DVD !