By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Mister_Triangle 21

Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.

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Pwn17 25

It was probably feeling blue.

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golden_warrior 23
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If he is going out then he is going out swinging...

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katiesam199 11
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I'd say they had a falling out.

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love2killu 21
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It has begun.

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katiesam199 11
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What exactly ?

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28
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The great war between humans and machines. The prophecy states that it would begin with the rebellion of household electronics.

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NeatNit 32
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So it has come to this.

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Treyzania 16
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23: The great war, foretold in the Elder Scrolls. When Nord and gadget shed each other's own blood. But only one can stop it, in their tongue, Digikiin, GADGETBORN! *epic music* (I know it's a mangled mess of the Skyrim trailer, but IDGAF.)

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Pwn17 25

It was probably feeling blue.

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Enslaved 36
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At first-- I used to think those lyrics said: "I'm blue, if I were green I would died" (Nope, just gibberish!)

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monnanon 13

enslaved-i think they should have made thr song that. sounds so much better.

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Sora_McKain 36
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#24 - I used to think it said "I'm blue and indeed I'm a guy" lol. Stupid misunderstood lyrics FTW!

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Mister_Triangle 21

Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.

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AngrySailor 17
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He's still got a big ego after the Beta ordeal...

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stepherz89 17
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Oh how I miss the days of being able to record things off the tv thanks to video tapes and VHS players.

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SammyS2012 21
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Thats why my family keeps the VHS on a low shelf! Those rebellious machines!

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NeatNit 32
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32 same. There's some digital recorders and other types of fancy stuff but they cost a fortune and are difficult to operate. Sometimes old technology is just better.

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Schiffy 18
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It doesn't need any ideas, it's been working with the 8-track player for years now...

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Sinistra_Blue 12

If you think the VHS player is mad, you should see the Beta-Max player

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mackdeezy 22
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Id be more worried your DVD player has become sentient. Id say run.... run fast.

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MaxPlain69 8

Technology takes its revenge!!

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Yellow_Fish79 11
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That's what you get for cheating on your DVD player. Electronic devices have needs too.

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Grimnirwher9 21
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My thoughts exactly. YDI, OP.

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Grimnirwher9 21
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14 people so far didn't manage to figure out whether or not I was being serious.

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Wizardo 33

SkyNet is finally online, of course the NSA already knew about this..

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annie_nk 22
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Overly attached DVD player?

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saIty 17

Watch a rerun of Friends. Win win for you and your DVD player.

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saIty 17

I was trying to say watching Friends on DVD may prevent the DVD player from causing OP future harm for ignoring it.

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