By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

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AH1Zviper 15

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

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sandraw1 22

Indeed we are. I still sleep with the light on in case Casper the friendly ghost decides to show up

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bertyogurt 7

Casper was the shit! That's why he was friendly.

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toaster123 11

being scared has nothing to do with being a kid...

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Lebeaugars95 20

terminator ain't no one to **** with

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MomentoMori 23

He won't be coming back now. Embrace your fears, they make you awesome :)

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Welshite 39

Sorry, but I refuse to hug a cobra.

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ChenEighty 20

And embracing death is a little hard as well.

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Pleonasm 35

It's not that hard, really! He's a swell guy, once you get past his cold, scythe-y exterior.

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Thunderlaxus 10

You can do it #10. We're all rooting for you!

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Zaketh2112 10

pffft! Dying is easy. LIVING is hard.

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Ki11erC 18

2: actually he is coming back, yet another remake.

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ironichalibut 24

If the terminator is from the future, wouldn't that mean he's not coming back, we're going to him as time moves forward? Serious question, the time frames are confusing

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AH1Zviper 15

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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NikkaRoze 6

That a side, FHL cause he will forever be known as scarypants 123! Lol just no fear of being a puss I guess.

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vlalam 24

Hahaha... U r not alone, everyone has their moment buddy.. Just chill!!!

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Alkpwn 6

Wow, at a glance I thought "Just chill" said Julia Childs".... And I said to myself, she kinda scares me too... Guess that's the sign to go to sleep.

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enddmd 27

The Terminator is scary regardless of your age! Be glad it wasn't actually him this time!

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Wierdotron 5

It's ok. I can't walk outside at night without being a bit afraid of finding those pink slugs from "Slither"

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Pancakes017 19

Those red lights... they'll be back.

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lotr4 18

We are all still scared of something. Keep your head up OP :)

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Breegotcake 14

I have one of those siding closet doors & it has to be completely shut at night or I can't sleep. Even though I know there is nothing scary in my closet. We all have those moment. Lols

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Kkkdawg 27

Weird. I sleep with my closet doors wide open so I can see that there's nothing hiding in there.

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