By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

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nick347b 6

Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.

Indeed we are. I still sleep with the light on in case Casper the friendly ghost decides to show up

bertyogurt 7

Casper was the shit! That's why he was friendly.

being scared has nothing to do with being a kid...

Lebeaugars95 20

terminator ain't no one to **** with

He won't be coming back now. Embrace your fears, they make you awesome :)

Sorry, but I refuse to hug a cobra.

And embracing death is a little hard as well.

It's not that hard, really! He's a swell guy, once you get past his cold, scythe-y exterior.

You can do it #10. We're all rooting for you!

Zaketh2112 10

pffft! Dying is easy. LIVING is hard.

2: actually he is coming back, yet another remake.

If the terminator is from the future, wouldn't that mean he's not coming back, we're going to him as time moves forward? Serious question, the time frames are confusing

I guess your manhood was... terminated.

That a side, FHL cause he will forever be known as scarypants 123! Lol just no fear of being a puss I guess.

Hahaha... U r not alone, everyone has their moment buddy.. Just chill!!!

Wow, at a glance I thought "Just chill" said Julia Childs".... And I said to myself, she kinda scares me too... Guess that's the sign to go to sleep.

The Terminator is scary regardless of your age! Be glad it wasn't actually him this time!

It's ok. I can't walk outside at night without being a bit afraid of finding those pink slugs from "Slither"

Pancakes017 19

Those red lights... they'll be back.

We are all still scared of something. Keep your head up OP :)

I have one of those siding closet doors & it has to be completely shut at night or I can't sleep. Even though I know there is nothing scary in my closet. We all have those moment. Lols

Weird. I sleep with my closet doors wide open so I can see that there's nothing hiding in there.