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Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML


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On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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In my experience, my best friend(s) are usually the ones that can joke slightly harshly with me without anyone taking offense, so I wouldn't take it to heart. Just be a nice, genuine person and you will have friends in no time!

#1 - On 01/16/2014 at 4:29am by Indianboy9321

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A little advice from someone who went to a few different high schools. Always be who you are, everyone knows when you're putting on an act.

#4 - On 01/16/2014 at 4:32am by junkman6

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