Beggars can't be choosers

By Kathleen - 04/12/2020 08:08

Today, the weird guy with the 'Elvis in Las Vegas' haircut-and-sunglasses combo who cleans tables at my work tried to hit on me. This is the most interest any man has given me in a year. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Maybe that's because you ain't nothin' but a hound dog? You'd better get with that hunka hunka burnin' love before Elvis has left the building and you end up in Heartbreak Hotel. Thank ya -- thank ya very much.

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juggalo2 20

Sounds like you're no prize yourself. Why not give him a chance since you don't have any better offers on the table? At least it will give you a chance to refine your approach or learn warning signs.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe that's because you ain't nothin' but a hound dog? You'd better get with that hunka hunka burnin' love before Elvis has left the building and you end up in Heartbreak Hotel. Thank ya -- thank ya very much.

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juggalo2 20

Sounds like you're no prize yourself. Why not give him a chance since you don't have any better offers on the table? At least it will give you a chance to refine your approach or learn warning signs.

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Wadlaen 23

I'd say Go for it! And I wish you the best of luck!😉

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BurnInDemonFire 34

He's just trying to bring back the pompadour, uh-huh-huh.

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MaleficusTheUnsung 16

Id fukz with eet

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