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Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

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Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares.

Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.

#2 - On 09/07/2013 at 1:23pm by DocBastard

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Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.

#1 - On 09/07/2013 at 1:22pm by youresoscrewed

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