Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my only friend confessed she loved me, but I’m not a lesbian so I had to let her down. Apparently she thought I was a lesbian too, so she ran away mortified. I just got a text that she can’t see me anymore, because it’s too painful. I have no relatives and now no friends. I’m totally alone. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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DocBastard 38
Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares. Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.
youresoscrewed 24
Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.
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Comments (90)
ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess unless you liked her in that sense it's not too bad, though she could've said that a bit nicer.
katnissmellark_fml 15
"chins up, smiles on" its OK. she might not find you attractive, but I'm pretty guys do. who cares what she thinks anyways? that's just one persons opinion that you don't have to follow. just always look on the bright side of things.
nzfer2 9
That's a lie she feeling around to see how u take it. Then when's she is comfortable she will make a move on u.
queerdragon 20
Ah, yes, the sneaky lesbian moves. Sometimes "I don't think you are attractive" simply means "I do not get a lady boner for you." I have been friends with men who I do not find attractive physically. They knew I was not sexually attracted to them and many felt the same way about me. Friendship is usually about personality more than looks, so whether or not the friend does find Op hot, their friendship should not be effected.
LegolasPrincess 10
Don't take it to heart, she probably doesn't want to make it awkward and ruin your friendship.
martin8337 35
Not giggity:-(
jsgervais84_fml 12
I said something similar to friends before, telling them they were not the type I'm attracted to and that hopefully our friendship stays the same. It's not easy getting out im sure you can forgive her confessing this to you awkwardly.
queerdragon 20
It sounds like she wanted you to know that she does not find you sexually attractive and would not be hitting on you. It seems straight people automatically assume that anyone gay will like them. My good friend came out and told me, "I do not find you attractive sexually, even though I love you deeply and value your friendship." Sure, its a bit nicer than what your friend said. However, you have been friends with her long enough that she obviously likes your company, trusted you to know about being gay, and spends time with you. Who cares if she thinks you are hot or not?
vliegje101 3
why does that suck? doesnt matter to be unattractive for girl. unless you're not straight.
JoseIsAdork 31
sorry op but I smerked but only because I can't stand when people do that. who cares what gender people are attracted to, if they come out to us that's kool, to me that shows a big amount of trust. but do they have to say that? no... unless you said "omg... your a lesbian? I'm so totally attracted to you!!" why she had to state that I have no idea.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Because some heterosexuals still think that all gay people are attracted to all members of the same sex and don't have a "type" like heterosexuals.
JoseIsAdork 31
oops, I don't know if my first comment allowed me to fix my typo. it wasn't supposed to say you're a lesbian now? implying they chose to be a lesbian, I don't believe its a choice. I tried to fix my typo because the *now part wasn't supposed to be there. sorry about that!!