Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my only friend confessed she loved me, but I’m not a lesbian so I had to let her down. Apparently she thought I was a lesbian too, so she ran away mortified. I just got a text that she can’t see me anymore, because it’s too painful. I have no relatives and now no friends. I’m totally alone. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
Not attractive to women? As long as you're not gay too, who cares. Guys will still like you because you have boobs. Seriously, that's all it takes. I dated my wife for 2 months before I realised she even had a face.
youresoscrewed 24
Chin up, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, I hope you aren't in love with her.
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Comments (90)
koza 8
She meant that you're not attractive to her. You must not be her type.
laurenasabutton 26
she probably felt a need to state that because so many straight people assume their gay friends are attracted to them.
DmundZ 4
Who cares? People are attracted to many of things not Just looks
lolita88_fml 27
It happens, no need to fret over it.
CAJustise 9
"Best Friend"
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Not a big problem, unless you are into girls and you like her. But I'm sure she did it because she likes your friendship and didn't want to make a weird situation.
revidffum69 22
Why not ask her. Maybe she can help pretty you up a little.
Esma_fml 10
I don't know if you should be offended or relieved ?_? It's okay though because there's someone out there for you ~_~
Xotoolyxo 16
Wait till she's drunk though, she'll change her mind
Yveek 4
I'm guessing ur speaking from experience. Lol
lesbionist 10
Lesbians are awesome