You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
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Zestus 19

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

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Zestus 19

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

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His_Holiness 18

That ass is probably what distracted him so much that he almost hit you so be proud of that.

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Soloman212 28

I guess that means OP's ass is killer.

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omgitsmoe 26

So not all Canadians say sorry? My life is a lie

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

I'm sorry we tricked you into thinking we all say sorry

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tjv3 10

Pics of the ass let fml decide :) j/k

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omgitsmoe 26

#74 , #85 I can't stop laughing xD

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imnotanybody 2

hahaha that's a good one

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golden_warrior 23

Well, fml community will be the judge of that so OP upload a pic of your ass :)

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PenguinBitch 43

*Uploads pic of a donkey*. That is a fine ass.

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ironwords 8

Some people just don't deserve a license

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zawesomee 14

Well, at least he said something nice.

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Mossears133 15

That's not a compliment, it's ******* disgusting.

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hcollins1 18

Saying something nice would've been along the line of 'I'm sorry for almost running you over! Oh hey! You're beautiful!'

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FrozenHell77 8

Win/ lose situation right there.

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mrsnugglefunny 10

Look on the bright side at least you know you have a nice ass now :)

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CobraLazerFace 21

That driver has the ability to give out fine asses to people! Probably because he's an asshat.

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Dallasluver19 14

Tell him to **** off.

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Merrqe 11

Is it a car or a truck?

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brewmasterg 34

Not sure about you but where I come from larger vehicles like 4WDs and utes are often referred to as 'trucks' as well as cars.

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