Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
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Zestus 19
so you were the victim of a hit on and run?
Branflakes78 13
At least you got a Nice Ass!?
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Comments (99)
brianabearx3 14
Hey at least you got a compliment, kinda.
RedPillSucks 31
I'm sure that would have been nice at her funeral. *I'm sorry she's dead, but she sure had a nice ass*
xemrx 13
That's repulsive that he would say something like that in general, and especially after he almost hit you. Also, if he almost hit you because of your "nice ass", then he should not be driving, since clearly he proved he could be a danger to others.
DickSniffer 13
Rednecks...
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Actually, the rednecks I know would've gotten out of the vehicle and made sure she was okay. I'm sure there are some that would leer, but on the whole they're courteous people.
andruszko 2
Actually I know plenty of rednecks who would get out of the vehicle just to leer, not caring whether or not she's okay. You've just posted a false stereotype. Good try though. There's a difference between being a redneck and being from the country. I know plenty of straight up legit gangsters and thugs who would get out of the vehicle to make sure she's okay. Does that mean they're good people on the whole? No. No it doesn't.
elly94 23
I would have said, Yeah a nice ass won't kill me..
blackwidowtaco 31
What an asshole. I'm glad you weren't injured though op!
Inked0803 12
Get the license plate number and report a stolen vehicle. Karma is a bitch
RedPillSucks 31
Not sure how it works in canada, but filing a false police report can get you in serious legal trouble.
Inked0803 12
I don't live in Canada number one and number two the call is always anonymous and third he was driving like a dick and should be off the road. I was born,raised and live in the US and know very well how the legal system works in American thanks.
RedPillSucks 31
OP is from Canada. And you would be filing a false report. Just calling in and claiming a car is stolen is not going to get the cops to do anything. You have to file a report.
rememberkids 14
I got hit by a car while riding my bike 2 weeks ago. The claims process is already time consuming and annoying enough going thru ICBC. Filing a false report and exaggerating in front of a police officer, the driver, my brother, and numerous witnesses would not look good.
Inked0803 12
Well round here when someone does shit like that it gets handled. S'all I'm sayin cuz dumb shit like that causes people to get hurt cuz people wanna drive like assholes
Merrqe 11
Why do you take your pics like a *****?
zafan123 6
Nice ass
dinagdotphoto 13
Canadians have been breaking stereotypes left and right lately! More left, than right, actually..
Sarah2435_fml 5
Yeah. Not all Canadians are nice. We don't say eh and we don't constantly say sorry. It's ******* annoying! These stereotypes are ******* annoying. So are the jokes.
Zintrix 6
It would be cool if you did though.
Hutch1965 6
Besides me, how many people want to see her ass now?
surefire988 12
You deserved this compliment