Cars, Sexism, Bikes and Transportation: You're the ass

You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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You deserved it 3 634

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 392

You deserved it 27 900

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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You deserved it 5 081

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 557

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 552

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 197

By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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You deserved it 2 171

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 445

You deserved it 3 734

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 622

Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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You deserved it 102

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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You deserved it 2 142

Zestus 19

Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

Branflakes78 13

Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

At least you got a Nice Ass!?

Comments

UnluckyGenius 21

Monday 26 August 2013 9:13

So he ran it because he was so focused on your butt.

Wowxoxo 17

Monday 26 August 2013 13:16

Distracted drivers are 7.4 times more likely to crash. He was staring at that ass for sure.

UnluckyGenius 21

Monday 26 August 2013 15:55

I almost wonder what OP was wearing now.

jesustitts 20

Monday 26 August 2013 17:06

Probably a burka.

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 26 August 2013 9:37

What's with all these shitty drivers in Canada lately? Did they not get their weekly ration of maple syrup or something?

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 26 August 2013 9:54

Sorry, eh. I'm American; you can go ahead and say American stereotypes, but I won't care in the slightest. But then again, your Canadian genes are probably preventing you from saying anything insulting in the first place.

lolitaroze 8

Monday 26 August 2013 9:37

it's not a compliment to objectify and sexualize an innocent woman who was just minding her own business and riding her bike. no one has the right to objectify her like that, much less a ******* STRANGER who almost HIT HER with his truck. sexualizing her body doesn't make up for nearly injuring/killing her. people like that are disgusting.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Monday 26 August 2013 11:34

You sir are a true gentleman.

lolitaroze 8

Monday 26 August 2013 12:21

thank you i try

noonenoeone 22

Monday 26 August 2013 20:06

Too bad no one online cares about being a gentleman...say something comical next time.

Braveltoaster 6

Monday 26 August 2013 9:42

Well how nice is your ass?

Wakachulak 22

Monday 26 August 2013 9:54

At least he didn't follow up with "Get in the truck!"

Egregious 5

Monday 26 August 2013 9:56

This guy failed to hit on you. Twice. Maybe he needs to back off on his douche game, and I don't know... try flowers?

ZingZilla 8

Monday 26 August 2013 15:14

Or chloroform?

TKay916 15

Monday 26 August 2013 10:01

Disgusting

worldclassrager 39

Monday 26 August 2013 10:12

At least your okay right? He was probably actually trying to get your attention for that comment and maybe trying to (hopefully) get you off your bike for a better look...

Bevspeaks 11

Monday 26 August 2013 17:44

By nearly killing her? Oh yeah, that'll get her attention.

PandaSmile 24

Monday 26 August 2013 10:37

Sexist pigs are well known for being shit drivers and then yelling rude comments out the window. Punch him in the jugular

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Monday 26 August 2013 11:38

Followed by a sharp enough kick to the groin to take him out of the gene pool.

150493x 29

Monday 26 August 2013 11:02

I think it's worse that he said that. Not only did he almost seriously injure OP, he didn't even make an attempt to stop and say sorry or check if she was ok. Some drivers are just douches.