Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
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Top comments
Zestus 19
so you were the victim of a hit on and run?
Branflakes78 13
At least you got a Nice Ass!?
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Comments (99)
UnluckyGenius 21
So he ran it because he was so focused on your butt.
Wowxoxo 17
Distracted drivers are 7.4 times more likely to crash. He was staring at that ass for sure.
UnluckyGenius 21
I almost wonder what OP was wearing now.
jesustitts 20
Probably a burka.
AnOriginalName 19
What's with all these shitty drivers in Canada lately? Did they not get their weekly ration of maple syrup or something?
AnOriginalName 19
Sorry, eh. I'm American; you can go ahead and say American stereotypes, but I won't care in the slightest. But then again, your Canadian genes are probably preventing you from saying anything insulting in the first place.
lolitaroze 8
it's not a compliment to objectify and sexualize an innocent woman who was just minding her own business and riding her bike. no one has the right to objectify her like that, much less a ******* STRANGER who almost HIT HER with his truck. sexualizing her body doesn't make up for nearly injuring/killing her. people like that are disgusting.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
You sir are a true gentleman.
lolitaroze 8
thank you i try
noonenoeone 22
Too bad no one online cares about being a gentleman...say something comical next time.
Braveltoaster 6
Well how nice is your ass?
Wakachulak 22
At least he didn't follow up with "Get in the truck!"
Egregious 5
This guy failed to hit on you. Twice. Maybe he needs to back off on his douche game, and I don't know... try flowers?
ZingZilla 8
Or chloroform?
TKay916 15
Disgusting
worldclassrager 39
At least your okay right? He was probably actually trying to get your attention for that comment and maybe trying to (hopefully) get you off your bike for a better look...
Bevspeaks 11
By nearly killing her? Oh yeah, that'll get her attention.
PandaSmile 24
Sexist pigs are well known for being shit drivers and then yelling rude comments out the window. Punch him in the jugular
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Followed by a sharp enough kick to the groin to take him out of the gene pool.
150493x 29
I think it's worse that he said that. Not only did he almost seriously injure OP, he didn't even make an attempt to stop and say sorry or check if she was ok. Some drivers are just douches.