Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML
by my honest father / 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 07/10/2013 at 4:50pm by thrAsHeRr9081
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Think of it this way: You were one fast and sneaky little swimmer.
#5 - On 07/10/2013 at 4:51pm by iiTzNeeNerz
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