Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (54230) - you deserved it (9176)
On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)
notarobber's life also sucksToday, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough…
So money AND sex. What's the problem?
#2 - On 05/15/2013 at 12:52pm by Peanut
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+393 | 10
Well. That's very...disturbing...
#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 12:51pm by narkill
+290 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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