By asdffhhjk - 15/05/2013 08:08 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
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narkill 13

Well. That's very...disturbing...

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buddy51 23

At least he was able to keep from falling asleep after he finished, OP! And, as he fled down the street, he could heard to say "Was it good for you too, OP? Was it good for you too???"

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golden_warrior 23

I think he put the coin there and u walked right into his trap

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Fluffydemise 18

Attempted sodomy? In the street? In broad daylight? By a NINJA? What are the odds.

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Joshwarrior 39

so will you ever pick up money again or do you have a price now? I think a hundred would be tempting.

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perdix 29

Do you mean three pelvic thrusts, because three complete humpings could take about six minutes, including breaks?

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Wizardo 33

Duff Man seems to be on a rampage as of recent...

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RedPillSucks 31

With your hand on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again.

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olpally 32

Happy hump day op! Was it Steve-o from jackass? Lol.

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jackiemora 18

I wonder what the sex of the OP is. Whether it would the situation worse or not.

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