Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."

    #1 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:10pm by iamabamf

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  • I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate

    #5 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:11pm by MrClean17

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