Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous

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  • She's rude!

    #1 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by dancer4moon

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  • At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude.
    ***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

    #2 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by breakingbad

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