Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by dancer4moon
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At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude.
***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.
#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by breakingbad
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