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Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13887) - you deserved it (1291)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

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Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.

#2 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by Callyn

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At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.

#5 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:57pm by JustKittyKat

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