Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27971) - you deserved it (4998)
On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)
thebeachisthatway's life also sucksToday, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then…
pussyface96 also deserved itToday, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms…
I wish you luck good sir.
#2 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:49pm by mikepzz
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Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.
#4 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:50pm by have_a_moment
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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