Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge my girlfriend and refuses to accept the baby she is carrying as her real grandchild, all because my girlfriend has tattoos, which apparently makes her a "whore", so the baby could be from any other guy except me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my mother continues to go see my ex's son and encourage her to get more child support from me. They both say that because I signed the birth certificate, that makes that baby mine. I don't think he is, and I'm currently with someone else, with my first real son on the way. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I’ve been bricking it about telling my mom I’m pregnant but aren’t getting married to my boyfriend. My mom has a big thing about marriage. Then grandma told me mom’s just a hypocrite, because she got pregnant not only wasn’t she married, they had to do a DNA test to see who was my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
sounds like she'd be an awful grandma anyway. if you can twist it a bit to say something along the lines of "You're not worthy of being a grandparent so, see ya!" not only would it be true, but it'd also give you a bit more leverage if you do need her legally for whatever reason. Or, since she's cutting that tie regardless, you'd get a good push back in her direction while also sticking up for the baby! Hopefully that helps and stay safe!
RichardPencil 32
Wait! They're not? I just thought I wasn't offering enough to hot inked-up ladies. And they really don't like my requests for a "test drive." Ha! Live and learn.
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
sounds like she'd be an awful grandma anyway. if you can twist it a bit to say something along the lines of "You're not worthy of being a grandparent so, see ya!" not only would it be true, but it'd also give you a bit more leverage if you do need her legally for whatever reason. Or, since she's cutting that tie regardless, you'd get a good push back in her direction while also sticking up for the baby! Hopefully that helps and stay safe!
RichardPencil 32
Wait! They're not? I just thought I wasn't offering enough to hot inked-up ladies. And they really don't like my requests for a "test drive." Ha! Live and learn.
poeserpursche 11
Simple solution: Roofie her and give her a tiny tattoo of her own. Now she's either a ***** herself or she has to stop being a bigot.
diraven 15
Does your girlfriend have one of those tramp stamps? If so your mom may have a point.